Yeah, I admit it, I totally screwed the pooch on Vegan MoFo this year. It's not my fault! Um...space...monkeys...attacked, and I was fighting them off with an elite squad of warriors trained in anti-simian combat, and during the battle my left hand was bitten by a rogue monkey who got through my defenses as I was saving the lives of 144 civilians. That left me, unfortunately, unable to type. In fact I am now dictating this post to my personal slave-monkey Bananas, an adroit Capuchin who in return for being allowed to live and serve one of the Earth's most awesome humans, gave me his brand new Macbook.
Hey, it could happen.*
But I do have a new Macbook.
I was finally able to fulfill a smallishly large dream and get a Mac of my very very own this past week; she's one of the brand new 13" Macbooks with the crazy cool touch pad "mouse" and I have named her Shakti. As soon as I figure out the whole wireless internet thing I'll be posting from her. I feel like such a grownup. Now I have a lovely portable machine that I can use to play Fishdom write my next novel from anywhere I want!
I'll have more interesting posts to come, I just wanted to apologize for slacking off on the MoFo.
* - We here at Sylvan do not in any way endorse monkey slavery; not even post-monkey-apocalypse slavery.