5 Things Overheard at the Last Pagan Gathering I Attended Which Brought Home to Me Why the Rest of the World Thinks We’re Weird
1. “So I told him, ‘I don’t care if your patron goddess is Eris, you still have to show up on time!’”
2. “Seems to me like Bush has serious issues in his solar plexus and throat chakras. Someone really should teach him how to balance them.” “Yeah, with a shotgun.”
3. “I even left out an offering of honey mead, and I still can’t find my car keys. Fucking Faeries.”
4. “Someday I’m so gonna use that Fraggle Rock Full Moon song in an Esbat. That show was totally Pagan.”
5. “My cat’s too dumb to be a familiar. All he ever does is drop me when I’m in trance—he gets wigged out when I leave my body.”
(Okay, yeah, #5 was me.)
#5... I have two cats. One is black and would make the perfect stereotypical familiar. Instead he runs away. Useless little bugger. ^_^
Posted by: margaritaspirit | October 13, 2006 at 07:51 PM
If we lived in the same city, I would have sworn that #4 was my husband.
Posted by: Eleigh | October 16, 2006 at 06:43 PM
Thank you for the laugh! #2 could have easily happened in my circle of friends...
Oh, and another witch I know gave me "the circle within" as a birthday present. "Er det danseheksa? Wheeeeee!" I said - meaning "Is it the dancing witch?" (I suppose the wheeeeee part didn't mean translation). I'm looking forward to reading you in book form!
Posted by: Luighseach | October 16, 2006 at 06:56 PM